By Dani (Electrician and Builder)
Al, Baby Luke needs his numbers bib, his mum Ruth called frantically.
Bib? Let me, Philipp Ian said. Es the right littl un, Phil muttered, Jam! es covered in it. Es na human!
Jud gestured wildly at Danis pet: Ere, stop, Rover, b still; down boy!! Good dog.
Dani, on that last re-wiring job, remarked Jud, easily restraining Rover, did chronic Les really lament at Ions acts on the S-salon?
Ian scowled, but before I could speak, Phil rasped out, Not Les Jeremi. Ah! Ez rationed ma Lachi, n Jon, ah, he brews up hi-lemon tea when he should rather revel at Ions romanse! Such a nice girl. Then when e asks, Any cake Eccles? I as t espress meself forcibly. Its too bad! I, ah, I am ostounded!
Meanwhile, John and Luke recalled Ian and Matt hewing wood together, humming a song of songs to Ians banjo elegantly, intonin, Ehem I ah ho! Sea Im liking; sea 'nd sand 'nd sun.
Suddenly Luke gave a huge belch. In, Out; In-o, Ex-o! Dus e love is jam, spluttered Phil as he wiped up the mess. Ez, Ek!, I
P.S. Al (Ms Smith) first introduced me to Lachi - delicious.
Bible: Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy, Joshua, Judges, Ruth, Samuel, Kings, Chronicles, Ezra, Nehemiah, Esther, Job, Psalms, Proverbs, Ecclesiastes, Song of Songs, Isaiah, Jeremiah, Lamentations, Ezekiel, Daniel, Hosea, Joel, Amos, Obadiah, Jonah, Micah, Nahum, Habakkuk, Zephaniah, Haggai, Zecharaiah, Malachi, Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Acts, Romans, Corinthians, Galatians, Ephesians, Philippians, Colossians, Thessalonians, Timothy, Titus, Philemon, Hebrews, James, Peter, John, Jude, Revelation.
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